Flowers Roses Bouquets and Quotations

Flowers and Bouquets (including Roses)

Roses Flowers Bouquets and Quotations

A Pocket Full of Roses

A Month

of Flower Quotations



Flower Humor
A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. -- Ruth Weston
All art is quite useless. So is a flower. -- Oscar Wilde
Rain is something that makes flowers grow and taxicabs disappear. -- Unknown
Treaties are like roses and young girls - they last while they last. -- Charles DeGaulle
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -- H. L. Mencken
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. -- Grace Hansen
I can enjoy flowers quite happily without translating them into Latin. -- Cornelia Otis Skinner
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put `Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill. -- Groucho Marx
I hate flowers -- I paint them because they're cheaper than models and they don't move. -- Georgia O'Keeffe
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. -- Don Marquis
Managers must have the discipline not to keep pulling up the flowers to see if their roots are healthy. -- Robert Townsend
The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns; the pessimist stares at the thorns, oblivious to the rose. -- Kahlil Gibran
If the English language made any sense, LACKADAISICAL would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. -- Doug Larson
Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In Argentina they throw themselves. -- Marlene Dietrich
I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back. -- Bette Davis
Nothing makes you feel that you've overstayed your welcome like a flower arrangement that has withered and died. -- Holly Brubach
People from a planet without flowers would think we must be mad with joy the whole time to have such things about us. -- Iris Murdoch
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing. -- H. L. Mencken
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. -- Salvador Dali
One of the most important problems to be solved in the new century is this -- shall women be flowers or vegetables, ornamental or useful. -- Henry Finch
The question of common sense is "what is it good for?" A question which would abolish the rose and be answered triumphantly by the cabbage. -- James Russell Lowell
Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires. -- Marcelene Cox